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Wile E. Coyote did finally catch the Roadrunner,
but then he held up a sign:
“What do I do now?”
-Hasan Elahi

That’s not enough.
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Never confuse having a career with having a Life
        — Eddie Bauer

This is sort of like Ben’s Bargains, but for marine stuff.  A new favorite place to visit for me.

Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in
the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And
the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you
to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special
place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to
live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money.  - George Carlin

Having been a bartender through college in a local bar, a party house (wedding receptions, etc), a Hilton, and a 5 star resort, I found this hilarious.  Having hung out in these places with the “food and beverage” crowd, it’s even funnier.  The 86 Rules of Boozing!